UNITED DAIRIES
Alice The Goon
Details
1995 12 FR White Noise WN001
500 Black vinyl one-sided copies in wrap-around sleeve
Track Listing
Side A
  1. (I Don't Want to Have) Easy Listening Nightmares [bfe075]
  2. Prelude to Alice the Goon
Personnel
Diana Rogerson
Peat Bog
Michael Dawson
Elephant
Sleeve Notes
Nurse With Wound on Alice The Goon

Produced and and mixed by S. S.
Peat Bog
Steven Stapleton
Diana Rogerson
Michael Dawson
Elephant

Cover by Babs

This recording was made for White Noise for the Festival Ultimes Musiques - For sale on the 13th and 14th of May 1995 at the Festival Ultimes

Alice the Goon was inspired by a lurid Popeye cartoon

A limited edition of 500 onesided LPs like Momma used...

White Noise edition of 500
Notes
One side is blank
Alice The Goon
Details
2000 12 UK United Dairies UD081
800 Black vinyl one-sided copies in regular sleeve
Track Listing
Side A
  1. (I Don't Want to Have) Easy Listening Nightmares
  2. Prelude to Alice the Goon
Side B
  1. Etching
Vinyl Etchings
Side A: IT'S SO EASY BABY - IT'S SO EASY
Side B:
Personnel
Diana Rogerson
Peat Bog
Michael Dawson
Elephant
Sleeve Notes
Nurse With Wound on Alice The Goon

Produced and and mixed by S. S.
Peat Bog
Steven Stapleton
Diana Rogerson
Michael Dawson
Elephant

Cover by Babs

This recording was made for White Noise for the Festival Ultimes Musiques - For sale on the 13th and 14th of May 1995 at the Festival Ultimes

Alice the Goon was inspired by a lurid Popeye cartoon

A limited edition of 500 onesided LPs like Momma used...

White Noise edition of 500

Originally a limited edition of 500 one sided Lp's for sale on the 13th and 14th May 1995 only, specially recorded for the Musiques Ultimes Festival, Nevers, France.
Cover: Santini.
Alice The Goon
Details
2000 CD UK United Dairies UD081CD
In jewel case
Track Listing
Side A
  1. (I Don't Want to Have) Easy Listening Nightmares (9:28)
  2. Prelude to Alice the Goon (12:51)
  3. Untitled (7:24)
Personnel
Diana Rogerson
Peat Bog
Michael Dawson
Elephant
Sleeve Notes
Nurse With Wound on Alice The Goon

Produced and and mixed by S. S.
Peat Bog
Steven Stapleton
Diana Rogerson
Michael Dawson
Elephant

Cover by Babs

This recording was made for White Noise for the Festival Ultimes Musiques - For sale on the 13th and 14th of May 1995 at the Festival Ultimes

Alice the Goon was inspired by a lurid Popeye cartoon

A limited edition of 500 onesided LPs like Momma used...

White Noise edition of 500

Originally a limited edition of 500 one sided Lp's for sale on the 13th and 14th May 1995 only, specially recorded for the Musiques Ultimes Festival, Nevers, France.
Cover: Santini.
Reviews
'Alice The Goon' was previously a vinyl-only issue of 500 pieces, available to a lucky few at the Nevers Festival in France. It was hard to come by and selling for high prices on auction websites. Fortunately, for the Nurse With Wound fans not so lucky to be in France, Stapleton has agreed to allow everyone a chance to hear this music again. The CD features the two songs from the original release plus an additional untitled piece which many are calling simply 'Alice The Goon.' The first track sounds like it would fit right in on the 'Sylvie and Babs' release; imagine an old phonograph player belting out a brass-laden instrumental. The second track is a little less involved. The third track, however, sounds right out of 'A Missing Sense.' There is little movement and many drones in this song that could certainly lull you to sleep. An accompanying version of the 12" is also available in a limited pressing with only an etching on side B. It's three tracks, about 30 minutes long, with many expected sounds and surprises that only Nurse With Wound can deliver.

Pauk Kustos
Press Release
Five years ago Steven Stapleton was asked to do a piece of music for the Nevers Festival, Musiqus Ultimes in France, Alice The Goon was the result. Only 500 vinyl copies were ever pressed for the festivalgoers, subsequently the original now commands extortionate prices among avid fans and collectors. United Dairies now release Alice The Goon on CD for the first time ever. The CD also features an extra piece of untitled music recorded at the same time as the original Alice The Goon sessions.

The original tracks that made up Alice The Goon now rest side by side on side 1 of this Black vinyl 12" release. Side two has what can only be described as a piece of Steven Stapleton's art acid etched onto the vinyl. The art comprises a fantastic United Dairies collage that is simply stunning. Electrical Servants Of Everyman listen to Alice The Goon.
Alice The Goon
Details
2009 June CD CA United Jnana UNITEDJNANA2002
In digipak
Track Listing
Side A
  1. (I Don't Want to Have) Easy Listening Nightmares (9:28)
  2. Prelude to Alice the Goon (12:51)
  3. Untitled (7:25)
Personnel
Diana Rogerson
Peat Bog
Michael Dawson
Elephant
Sleeve Notes
Nurse With Wound on Alice The Goon

Produced and and mixed by S. S.
Peat Bog
Steven Stapleton
Diana Rogerson
Michael Dawson
Elephant

Cover by Babs

This recording was made for White Noise for the Festival Ultimes Musiques - For sale on the 13th and 14th of May 1995 at the Festival Ultimes

Alice the Goon was inspired by a lurid Popeye cartoon

A limited edition of 500 onesided LPs like Momma used...

White Noise edition of 500

Originally a limited edition of 500 one sided Lp's for sale on the 13th and 14th May 1995 only, specially recorded for the Musiques Ultimes Festival, Nevers, France.
Cover: Santini.

Thanks to Mark Logan and Paul Jackson
Alice The Goon
Details
2017 March 12 UK United Dairies UD081
1 test pressing of earlier release
hand-made sleeve by Steven Stapleton
2018 January 12 UK United Dairies UD081
1 test pressing of earlier release
hand-made sleeve by Steven Stapleton
Track Listing
Side A
  1. (I Don't Want to Have) Easy Listening Nightmares
  2. Prelude to Alice the Goon
Side B
  1. Etching