







To use a word commonly
used by my friend Jeremy, I would call this one "Crap-tacular!" While
this film showed promise with a plot based on the mysterious filming of
the classic "Nosferatu" and a cast including Eddie Izzard, Willem Dafoe
and Udo Kier, it started off bad and got worse. The accents were
terrible and disgustingly mismatched, both American and English actors
clumsily fumbled through the German tongue, John Malkovich being the
biggest offender, slipping in and out of his accent faster than you can
say "Robin Hood." The continuity problems were an eyesore, with
different typings of "Orlock," a seeminly endless ladder walk and
mismatched cigarette positions. Most important of all, the story was
shit, leaving holes everywhere in the plot. The warning signs were all
here however. First off: Executive Producer Nicolas Cage—they must have
shopped this one around quite a bit before landing on somebody as rich
and inexperienced as Cage. Next up was the single preview syndrome—if
you only see one preview over and over again then even the promotions
team couldn't find any better clips to show. (I did want to spank
everybody who laughed at the "I'll eat her later" line, since
everybody's heard it a million times by now.) And finally: director
Edmund Elias Merhige. While he may have been praised for 1991's
"Begotten" for his stylish imitation of classic black-and-white film,
he hasn't directed anything else, automatically qualifying him for the
"discount director" award. Stay far away or go rent Ed Wood.
If you liked "Lock,
Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" and want to go see it all over again,
then this film is for you. This time around, the pretentious
cooler-than-thou wankery of Mr. Madonna has materialized into an even
more MTV-generation-ready Brit flick obviously made for export. While
the camera shots and editing tricks were slick and involved, it didn't
put this film on par with something like a Mamet or Tarrantino gangster
film with plot ironies. There were some fun and cheap laughs, like the
dog who swallowed a chew toy and squeaks every time he barks (this kept
Tom the Fish laughing in the row behind me throughout the flick). But
it's too much to believe that everybody in England talks with the same
cockney accent or can get simply get the guns they had. Brad Pitt was
surprisingly entertaining, which lends evidence to my theory that
Hollywood rubbish like him and Tom Cruise can be good in roles where
they're not the lead. Benicio Del Toro, who can usually save a failing
movie was disappointingly under-utilized however. My fear is that more
films like this will appear, getting worse and worse and worse.
Long-term effects may result, including English kids pretending they're
all bad-ass and the ever-annoying stereotype of all Brits talking like
cockneys being perpetuated from abroad. For the most part I disliked it
but if you loved "Lock Stock" then you've already seen this film and
will send hate email to me. Fuck off in advance.

- Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder (with Tiffany Ambers)
- Hatesville (with Joel Haertling)
- A Hymn to Him (with Joel Haertling)



Jason Noble and Jeff Mueller's musical collaborations first manifested on the only release from Rodan back in 1994. Following the split, Jason went to the Rachel's and Jeff to June of '44 but the two came together along in 1996 to record with for the PBS program "This American Life." Kyle Crabtree (from Eleven Eleven) joined in 1997 and a debut album, "Save Everything" was released. Four years later, a second album has arrived with help from Christina Files (Mary Timony, Victory at Sea) twiddling knobs.

There are certain thingsyou can always count on when purchasing a release from In the Nursery.The melodies are always emotionally charged, the production shines witha signature decadent brilliance and the sounds do an excellent job ofimitating a full orchestra.
Three days in mypossession and I can't stop playing this three tracker over and overagain. For those who have been fortunate enough to witness Antony &the Johnsons live, this provides an excellent souvenir of favorites noton the debut album.
Slammin' mutherfuckingballsy-ass shit. This debut CD release is probably the most excitedI've been about a new rock-genred band in as long as I can remember.The energy is fierce, the music is fast, funky and full of wakka wakkaguitars, crazy effects, beefy bass chops, electronic and organic drums,wild cheering, hoards of percussion and a splash of horns.
